THIS PANDEMIC CAN
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
&
SO CAN YOU!
At Sugar Bear Candy, we like to call it like we see it, & let's face it, 2020 has been ROUGH.
But now you can express your frustration in a sweet way.
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Invite your best friend or your worst frenemy to
"Eat a Bag of Dicks!"
Our bags of individually wrapped, bite sized dicks include three delicious flavors:
Cocoa Loco,
Vanilla Thriller
&
Gettin' Salty Caramel
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Bags come in two sizes:
an 8 oz bag of dicks
&
a big bag of dicks (1 lb)
(and when was the last time someone promised you a pound of dick and actually delivered?)
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So get a bag for yourself and one for someone you love... or someone you despise!
You've never thrown out an insult this tasty!
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"This is outrageous! I'm not going to send my grandmother a bag of dicks!* Can you show me something more classy?"
* Then again, if your grandma is the type to get a kick out of this, we want to meet her! Send us a pic of your grandma with a bag of dicks and we'll add her to our Grandma Hall of Fame.