THIS PANDEMIC CAN
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
&
SO CAN YOU!
At Sugar Bear Candy, we like to call it like we see it, & let's face it, 2020 has been ROUGH.
But now you can express your frustration in a sweet way.
Invite your best friend or your worst frenemy to
"Eat a Bag of Dicks!"
Our bags of individually wrapped, bite sized dicks include three delicious flavors:
Cocoa Loco,
Vanilla Thriller
&
Gettin' Salty Caramel
Bags come in two sizes:
an 8 oz bag of dicks
&
a big bag of dicks (1 lb)
(and when was the last time someone promised you a pound of dick and actually delivered?)
So get a bag for yourself and one for someone you love... or someone you despise!
You've never thrown out an insult this tasty!
"This is outrageous! I'm not going to send my grandmother a bag of dicks!* Can you show me something more classy?"
* Then again, if your grandma is the type to get a kick out of this, we want to meet her! Send us a pic of your grandma with a bag of dicks and we'll add her to our Grandma Hall of Fame.